The next frontier in robotic probing, hacking and modding

What has an IR control, a 6 pin cartridge port and advanced animatronics? Goes for really cheap on eBay? I've got two on the way and my screwdrivers are pleading for some sweet dis-assembly. The bit-scope is ready to go.

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Yano, the stoner storyteller!